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Post by alderbeast on Jul 6, 2005 1:23:42 GMT
Arite rock pots new idea (stole it from a chinaman) u give ur top 3 then an idea for the next top 3,answer the last person to post, ie top three cheeses
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Post by alderbeast on Jul 6, 2005 1:24:37 GMT
then the next person goes
edam cheddar venezuelan beaver cheese
top 3 pot noodle flavours
see?
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Post by davey on Jul 6, 2005 14:20:50 GMT
seedy sanchez sweet n sour chicken n magic mashrooms
top 3 pints of booze?
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Post by Ry on Jul 6, 2005 14:35:11 GMT
all the cheap stuff
carlsberg carling fosters
top 3 brands of fags (i mean cigarettes tompa before u get any silly ideas)
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Post by aminthepenguin on Jul 6, 2005 19:42:21 GMT
dont smoke but regal marlboro lucky strikes
top 3 reasons to marry a goat
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Post by davey on Jul 7, 2005 7:37:09 GMT
use it's milk to make your own feta cheese the sex will b great it cant take half ur money wen u divorce it, lets face it what wud it spend it on? new shoes?
top 3 ways to make sure i dont sleep with ur girlfriend
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Post by alderbeast on Jul 10, 2005 23:51:33 GMT
plug his arse with blu tack (shes a heshe bangkok girlygadjy) chop off ur nik nak ask you nicely
top 3 n2d related brawls
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Post by thompson on Jul 11, 2005 20:57:50 GMT
The Wolverhampton nutt episode 1 (me gettin klonked) The Wolverhampton nutt the next episode (Bobby stone going to work) My mam and dad said yous were shit so i kicked them in.
Top 3 Keith Alder quotes
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Post by ry on Jul 11, 2005 22:23:01 GMT
im scared to post anything that may cause offense to that BIG DOGG
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Post by aminthepenguin on Jul 11, 2005 22:27:00 GMT
OOOH HOSE PIPE!! Well i've just vapourised ya, ya daft cunt. not really a quote but licking tompa's eyeball
Top 3 Peter drewry (this is foo) sayings
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Post by ry on Jul 11, 2005 22:27:54 GMT
peter fucking who
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Post by alderbeast on Jul 13, 2005 1:34:56 GMT
dont know who he is so making some shit up "...and then i realised,whilst i was upstairs inexpertly poking michelle in the missionary position for my own pleasure,my parents were downstairs trying to cram the three piece sweet into each others arses"
"SHITE IN MA MOOOOOOTH"
"thats your arse crack?"
Top three non-alcoholic forms of entertainment whilst in the sandy boozer
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Post by thompson on Jul 13, 2005 20:43:24 GMT
Im going with the peter drury one then the sandy one. Oh yes
Peter drizu
'Blasts it wide of the post, Completely misses the target unbelievable error'
'Oh hes took a risk there, Im pretty sure he was never even touched'
'Apple Flapjack'
Sandy boozer non alchoholic persuits.
Listening to that guy who looks like jesus talk shit. He's called cecil you know.
Seven balling davy d left right and centre on the owld pool table
Playing killer darts and getting sneed out as a unit
Down with the sneed dog rur rur rur
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Post by alderbeast on Jul 14, 2005 18:03:08 GMT
i rekon number four is throwing peanuts at that cardboard cut out fella to see if moves or is capable of emotion.
top three birds ever to grace an n2d gig (if u say your ma ur a bender)
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Post by aminthepenguin on Jul 15, 2005 21:54:32 GMT
Greenys "fit" girlfriend (cos she had fits, for anyone who's slow.......dave) The "fit" cheerleaders (cos they werent fit, they were fat, for anyone whos slow.......dave)Stoneys "fit" bird (no double meaning here she really was fit.)
Top 3 things wrong with tompas car.
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