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Post by alderbeast on Aug 3, 2005 23:45:30 GMT
1) northumbria centre
2) your mates bed at his house party,while hes clearing up the bird you're booling's sick from his living room carpet because "someone" spiked her orange juice with a tripple rum and petrol.
3) up the bum
top 3 biscuits
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Post by aminthepenguin on Aug 5, 2005 17:39:53 GMT
thats amazing
1 custard cream
2 wagon wheel
3 jammie dodger
top 3 mams
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Post by alderbeast on Aug 6, 2005 12:31:06 GMT
1 mammary glands
2 mambo (papa loves mambo)
3 mamalade on toast
top 3 premiership footballers ever (controversial)
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rolo
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Post by rolo on Aug 6, 2005 20:34:12 GMT
1 Cantona
2 Henry
3 Le Tissier
;-)
top 3 things GA has done in the JUY
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Post by alderbeast on Aug 8, 2005 23:07:28 GMT
(the juy is glens car)
1) 500 million miles in three years
2) a 360 on the a19 (by accident)
3) booled girls aloud after meeting them in the oasis (didnt fone them the next day though the very *friendly* persons)
top 3things done by other people on public transport that are slightly annoying
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Post by the aminster on Aug 9, 2005 18:23:06 GMT
1) wanking
2) being a bus driver
3) getting you to stand up for old people. fuckers.
top 3 bar snacks
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Post by alderbeast on Aug 11, 2005 11:49:01 GMT
1) cheese n ham toastie from the sandyboozer
2) pringles cheese n chives (small tub) from any boozer
3) snickers ber from sweetyboozer (probably)
top three pieces of advice from james brown (mid-song)
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Post by aminthepenguin on Aug 11, 2005 20:48:18 GMT
1) get on the scene
2) come on now (woteva the fuck that means)
3) get on up.
top 3 weed induced ry dawg philosophies
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Post by alderbeast on Aug 12, 2005 11:44:28 GMT
1) "yooz dint wana gan to germany man, its just full of mental goths man......yuz wana stop tryin to be the beatles"
2) "yur gettin married?......nah a just dint beleive in marriage like."
3)"legalise all drugs.Except heroine."
top 3 pubs that people go to all the time even though they're actualy shite.
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Post by ry on Aug 12, 2005 13:18:19 GMT
1) the ox and plough, its shit plus amin works there
2) the oasis its dirty as fuck and my feet stick the floor, and when tompa trips u over u fall on broken glass and cut your hand
3) the white heffa, cos its full of fat old white heffing bastards
top 3 places tompa has feel asleep while drunk
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Post by aminthepenguin on Aug 12, 2005 18:14:10 GMT
1) under my stairs after being accused of rape.
2) the couch every saturday night.
3) on top of your ma. swish.
Top 3 jobs sam has had.
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Post by davey on Aug 12, 2005 18:46:53 GMT
1) givin old people a bath
2)workin in a girls clothes shop
3)pound land where he got sacked after a week
top 3 things sam has done in his sleep ( this is 2 easy )
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Post by thompson on Aug 16, 2005 13:46:34 GMT
1) pissing in his ma's draw. 2)sitting up and just screaming. 3)when he said (and I quote) 'Ere man, your not even peach as out'  ?? Top three buskers songs |
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Post by aminthepenguin on Aug 16, 2005 19:17:45 GMT
1) All good things-if you dont know it you should
2) Count on me- ala Simon stevenson
3) Diamond Shine - fucking go on paul. JESUS!!!
Top 3 guitar names.
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Post by alderbeast on Aug 23, 2005 20:30:49 GMT
1) axe
2) "this machine kills the enemy"
3) six string (cowboy style)
top three ways to get someone to leave the room
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