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Post by TheGaff on Aug 24, 2005 12:12:26 GMT
1) Shit your pants 2) Ask them (if a girl) if they know what felching is 3) Ask them for a sexy party
Top 3 ways to ask your girl for a blow job?
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Post by alderbeast on Aug 24, 2005 19:40:50 GMT
tomp dee o doubles guna want this one
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Post by thompson on Sept 14, 2005 12:45:02 GMT
1)Giz a gobblynosh
2)Get on your honkers and suck on my conckers
3)Pipe iz off young un
Subtlety is the key
Top 3 Subway Sarnie's
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Post by aminthepenguin on Sept 14, 2005 17:30:29 GMT
1) Cheese Stizeak 2) Meatball Sub 3) BMT (bat mans todger)
Top 3 childhood sweets eg blackjacks
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Post by Random Person on Oct 6, 2005 1:28:33 GMT
1) bannana chewits
2) astro belts
3) them things on elastic u could fire at people
top 3 ways to die...
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Post by aminthepenguin on Oct 8, 2005 11:30:34 GMT
1) shit yourself to death 2) get eaten alive by a shark after giving an oscar winning speech (ala samuel l jackson on deep blue sea) 3) being sacrificed by giant women
top 3 dance moves...
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Post by alderbeast on Oct 30, 2005 14:21:42 GMT
1) the nervous twitch 2) the touch up shuffle 3) the cunt trap
top 3 old skool cartoons
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Post by aminthepenguin on Oct 30, 2005 19:45:25 GMT
1) Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles 2) Thundercats 3) Rude Dawg and the Dweebs
Top 3 cartoon films
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Post by ry on Nov 2, 2005 21:36:22 GMT
amin your post is void for no gummybears
cartoon films: lion king toy story team america world police - if it counts
top 3 worst films ever
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Post by aminthepenguin on Nov 2, 2005 23:20:14 GMT
1) Open Water 2) Goal! 3) MIchelle McManus Porn. (dont ask)
Top 3 Reasons that Sunderland are Shit
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Post by fieldsdawg on Nov 3, 2005 11:39:32 GMT
1) no shearer 2) no owen 3) no mental chairman who pays shit loads of money for players whose careers usually get ruined (at newcastle)
top 3 bedtime stories
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Post by theaminmachine on Nov 6, 2005 22:26:43 GMT
1) Johnnie int nee burglers at yer hoose unless you live in oxclose 2) goldie mother fuckin lizocks 3) the fookin dish runnin away with the spoon, the little slag.
top 3 thibgs to do in a chizurch
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Post by alderbeast on Nov 13, 2005 12:26:37 GMT
1)eat boiled sweets on the sly so you dont have to offer the vicar any (cunt) 2)change the word "heaven" to "france" in all of the bibles 3)give money to the poor (by "money" i mean "dead legs" and by "poor" i mean "choirboys")
top three sweets
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Post by alderbeast on Nov 13, 2005 12:27:41 GMT
as in desserts
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Post by aminthepenguin on Nov 13, 2005 17:49:08 GMT
1) Choclate fudge Sundae 2) M&M Brownie (at really shit restaurants) 3) Cheese and crackers (its an atkins diet thing. Word up to Dr Atkins.)
Top 3 reasons why the sandy is the tits
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